Bootleg DVD Covers

Once upon a time I was walking through town one lunch time when I came across three of my friends, drunk out their minds and with pockets stuffed full of DVDs of pornography so filthy even I wouldn't watch it. They had encountered one of those Chinese bootleg DVD salesmen and in their inebriated state provided him with some custom.

Of course once you enter the world of bootlegging you can find that sometimes the quality control is a little lacking and corners get cut. Here are some examples of when the naughty pirates don't quite get it right.

I think we would all like to go on a fist date with Drew Barry More.

I loved watching the crew of the BattlestarshipEnterprise. Is the "saw like twist at the end" the fact that no one really has a clue whats happened?

Lost in Translation? well so it would seem

Why would the devil want to turn a little girl into a Latino cocaine baron?

Of course he speaks Nigerian, he's Jesus and can do whatever he wants.

I'd love to enter the Matrix

Best film ever

See, he's not American after all.

Why does Indy have a sword? Oh to fight against Sauron, fair enough.

At a wedding recently I got into a debate about who was the better wizard, Dumbledore or Gandalf. This film could well answer that question. By the way Gandalf is better, obviously.

Even Arine couldn't make that film good.

Literally no idea what's going on here.

Nine Oscar nominations, you know that's going to be an awesome film.

Even ignoring the spelling mistake this is an impressive effort. The three listed actors are not in the film, Traci Lords is a porn star ( um, so I'm told). The writing on the back is actually the plot to Sister Act.